twee

the opposite of simple, authentic and true: desperately exquisite, contrived to the point of ridiculousness, trying to so hard to be ornately exceptional that you (inadvertently) end up looking like a clown. A good example is mega-artist Matthew Barney, whose films are so self-involved and obscurely referential that they seem about to burst and disappear in a multidimensional clench. His wife Bjork also fits the frame (yes she does). Most runway fashion show pieces are also a fine demonstration of the palace of twee: preening to the most self-absorbed and aloof of the lot, completely devoid of true passion. Most "artist statements" in today's art world are also laughably twee: buzzwords and effete constipated embellishments over nothing at all. Also can mean overplayed cloying sentimentalism, artificial exaggeration of feeling, grandstanding epicness, narcissistic saturation. See again Bjork.
Evanescence (pop band) are so goddamned twee, like sucking on a lollipop made of pure nutrasweet, god I wish an elevator would fall on her throat.
by schnoidl October 08, 2011
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Something that is cute ironically, with the irony taken out
The opening band wore all pink and danced joyfully, but the headlining band was even MORE twee!
by Susanarusan December 02, 2007
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someone who is adorably sweet almost too sweet, sometimes hippie like. It's also a spin-off from the indie style they like being unique but not "in your face unique".
Twee people always love to make people smile.
They usually dress mod-like and wear dresses, flowy shirts, band shirts, bows, plastic jewelry, and little kid treasures.
-Twee people are alowed to listen to anything they please! but they usually like chill music, indie rock, and techno.
girl 1: Oh my gosh did you see Marcy's dress?!?!
girl 2: I know it's so cute and mod. she totally works her twee-ness
by katiecarrot July 11, 2008
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Someone insanley cute and adorable. Probably too good to be true. They make everyone smile from ear to ear to the point that it hurts. They can make anyone laugh and know just what to say. They always dress nice and are absolutely gorgeous
Jimmy: "Lacey is just so damn cute and nice"
Jimbo: "Yeah Lacey is so twee"
by Hobo-Vampire May 27, 2009
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A singular noun referring the buttocks or ass. Also may be used as a verb, meaning to stick your butt out.

Org: Homestar Runner's Strong Bad Email 147
n: "Strongbad, you're a horse's twees."

v: "OK everybody now twees it out!"
by racartier March 09, 2006
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referred to as dog in Karen and Karenni and mainly used as an insult to others.

Tweepah = male dog
Tweemu = female dog
gabalee twee = black dog
"piss of you twee"
"you are a gabalee twee"
by Koreh noreh February 21, 2023
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-- of, or relating to, something of little value that can evoke such a delighted sound from someone of little intellect.
Those crocheted bun warmers are too twee for words.
by mbhiii November 26, 2006
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