Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016

Twat Waffle

A name given women who generaly suck all around. These are the girls who have no sense of humor about anything and become mean and spiteful over nothing.

Example 1: Tausha, you're a fucking twat waffle!

Example 2: I met this chick last night but she was a total twat waffle!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

by UFO 311 April 29, 2009

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004