turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.

Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010

Tasking

1. To provide difficulty to ones computer to the point where it is running at full capacity.

2. To complete consecutive tasks or quests in an online game to power level or just to complete.

I. Crisis 2 on max settings is really tasking my computer...

II. Was tasking all night to get to level 80, I don't even think I slept!

by Wreckard July 1, 2014

SLU Multi-tasking

When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!

Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!

by SLUStreetRunner May 24, 2011

Ultra-tasking

v. Multi-tasking involving more three or more tasks or two tasks in a very hungover state.

Driving while talking on the phone, changing the music on the ipod, and smoking a cigarette is ultra-tasking.

by Telliot April 5, 2006

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

tucking

the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals

Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!

by meowza May 2, 2005

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020