To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
by Glasstable April 21, 2015
Get the turtleing mug.To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.
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A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
Get the Turtleing mug.When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
Get the Turtleing mug.When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020
Get the Turtleing mug.When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
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