by Ninjes August 31, 2016

by DanKuren September 17, 2016

by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.
by tothebloody March 28, 2009

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .
" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
