tukus pilgrim

a pilgrim who rips nasty peacock toots in the direction of the marmaduke community.

dude 1: eww that baked bean meal i had really doens't agree with me right now *rips a very nasty fume*

dude 2: damn!!! hold that ripe stuff in please! there's other people here... without gas masks on!

: i feel better now that i released that stinky dora
dude 2: *pukes*dude 1
tukus pilgrim

by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012

turkish circus

Doing the reverse mini-van on ya missus. 5 in the front and then 2 the back. That means a whole massive fist up front and then the peace sign up the dot!!

Mate, I went out to the drive-thru flicks with Shaz last night and gave her a hectic Turkish Circus during John Wick 3 last night!!

by carrask June 5, 2019

turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.

Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.

by Bud Outback April 8, 2013

Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Turkish Smurfpop

When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle

That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop

by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 28, 2011

A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.

This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...

by Alex Largo August 19, 2016