Turdible

Something so terrible it stinks like a turd.

Jimmy hasn't washed his balls for a month, and now smells turdible.

by Caballetex January 4, 2022

Tardicle

A word referred to describing a guy when he is acting like a jerk. A cross between testicles and a retard.

Girl 1:"Omg, I hate my ex"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Hes just being a complete tardicle"

by NicciRicci January 29, 2009

turticle

The probably most fitting term for the spontaneous action of raping the next passer-by of the opposite sex after seeing a tortoise suck at a popsicle.

Big Mike: "Is Laura better already?"
Some Mexican: "No, dude, after all she's been starkly turticled"
Random guy: "Hope you filmed it!

by turtlenator May 4, 2010

Turdicken

When a man inserts his erect penis into his partner's unwashed anus after a very recent, very intense defecation, and then inserts it into her mouth.

"Honey, are you hungry? I know you had Indian for lunch, so how about some turdicken for dinner?"

by livefreeorjew April 24, 2022

Turdicken

Turdicken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull penis stuffed into a turkey and baked. Often served at Seder as well as Ramadan and Christmas. It is also the main course at the White House Thanksgiving feast.

"Grandma made Turdicken for Christmas dinner!"
"I often enjoy a nice Turdicken sandwich."

by AndrewVandersmith March 26, 2010

Turdsicle

People that just act like there the sh*it so there called turdsicle

*thats y u suck*
What a turdsicle

by That turd over there July 7, 2018

Turdsicle

People who r silly and thinks there the sh*it

Aye quit acting like a turdsicle ur getting on my nerves u think ur the shit and ur silly

by That turd over there July 7, 2018