turd nugget

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley

Ashley sure is a turd nugget.

by knowbodynos December 20, 2016

turd nuggets

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

turd nuggets

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.

K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"

by owningThis February 8, 2010

turd nugget

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.

1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.

by pooperscooperdooper March 11, 2010

Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;

Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?

by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017

frosty turd nuggets

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.

My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!

by California snafu October 10, 2018

smooth nugget turd

a Vienna sausage

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"

by 1jeaner1 August 1, 2021