tuckerton

A small place in southern New Jersey, often times referred to as, "the arm pit" or "crotch" of New Jersey. It is also rumored to cause cancer.

"Oh my God Sara, where did you get that huge tumor on the side of your face?"
"Oh, this? I went to Tuckerton yesterday"

by Casper Rae June 27, 2008

tuckerboner

A massive erection over 3 times the size of its normal erect size

Man, I have such a bad tuckerboner right now

by Pen15SwagYolo March 14, 2015

Tuckerbag

A girl with a good body but a rather unfortunate face that must be covered with a brown paper bag in order to successfully engage in coitus. In reference to the now defunct Australian supermarket chain 'Tuckerbag' whose mascot was an animated brown paper bag.

So are you going to fuck her?

I would but she's a bit of a Tuckerbag

by Dirtysanchez4urmum December 10, 2017

tuckerbag

A woman with an attractive body, but an unattractive face.

That woman is such a tuckerbag.

by Mr. Blake December 20, 2006

Tuckermaxophobia

Fear of Intimacy

Insecurity manifested as drunken, lewd and crude behavior.

A form of self loathing that results in one defecating on anything one wishes to be intimate with

"This isn't easy to talk about, but... there's something I have to tell you before we go on a date... I have Tuckermaxophobia...

"I dunno if you know what a weardouche is but... I have Tuckermaxophobia... It's like being a weardouche 24-7..."

"I wish I didn't have this Tuckermaxophobia man, it makes life a living hell! Kicking lovers out of my room every night so I can cry alone in my closet before I go to sleep. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright."

by THE Peter Pen August 29, 2012

Tuckerbird

He is awesome because he is.

Tuckerbird is awesome.

by Unknown…… March 6, 2022

Tuckerbird

Tuckerbird hates blue footed boobys. HATES THEM. He thinks that Shelbie Bible is such an amazing person.

Tuckerbird is funny, caring, and is always there when you need him.

by Unknown…… March 6, 2022