ts

That shit

ts is fucked up ,, ts played ,, ts dead asf

by BaddieLiyah__ March 21, 2017

dos and don'ts

List of what you should do, and what you'd better not. Generally relates to good practices and/or stylistic qualities in a specific discipline.

The dos and don'ts column of that magazine is 3 years late.

by Shitwolk February 8, 2008

ts;dr

"Too stupid; didn't read." Used to warn new visitors to a site that one of the regular denizens habitually makes comments lacking in factual basis, logic, or perspective. Plays on "tl;dr," frequently used as a criticism of commenters who post walls of text to make points unworthy of the time either to write or read.

I see our usual font of idiocy has posted another ts;dr comment. If you value your brain cells you'll skip reading it.

by ak4mc July 12, 2011

Paper Ts

A cool way to say “paper towels.”

I spilled Diet Coke. Hand me those paper Ts!

by Schloofy June 14, 2018

wh’omp’ts

A slang for (what happens if)

Wh’omp’ts I don’t wanna move

by LilRomy September 26, 2020

Ts Boy

School for the sexiest of Jewish boys. They hu with over 100 girls in their High School years. They reject all the nasty Jewish girls like Beis Yaakov girls and Bruriah girls. They are the absolute legends of Brooklyn

Who is that hot boy on Ave M? Oh that’s a Ts Boy.

by Ozyyy April 28, 2022

i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010