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sword of 1000 truths 

Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.

It's effects are as follows,

- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina
Stan slashed "he who has no life" with the sword of 1000 truths.

The Four Noble Truths 

An underlying principle of Buddhism. The four noble truths are:
1. Life involves suffering
2. Suffering is caused by desire
3. The elimination of desire will lead to a state of bliss nirvana
4. Elimination of desire can be obtained through following the Eightfold Path
Buddha preached The Four Noble Truths

Avery truths 

An Avery truth is a lie, a vision of reality so twisted.
The republican debates were full of Avery truths.
Avery truths by captaindaylight August 14, 2016

sword of a thousand truths 

s sword that will cut ur magic spells in half in world of warcraft stan used it to kill the character that had no life in south park the greatest show alive
stan use the sword of a thousand truths against that person who has no life

Home Truths 

When a factual statement has been made and it is so true it hits close to home and reflects on you or those you know personally.
Dude 1: I feel that sometimes Steve can be a dick.

Dude 2: Home Truths.

Dude 1: That was a sweet film.

Dude 2: Home Truths.

Dude 1: We gotta sort out the bills tonight or we are screwed, home truths?

Dude 2: Home Truths.
Home Truths by Wordsmith Dan July 29, 2009

sword of 1000 truths 

When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times
dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.
sword of 1000 truths by 1337zor April 13, 2008