Dots of small fecal matter left on the underside of the toilet seat or in the toilet bowel.
I hate cleaning all the dried trumpence off my toilet seat!
by Hat_Dancin October 20, 2020
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A blustery heralding of nonsense and unmitigated ego.
His arrival was hard to ignore; the room was filled with his Trumpence.
by NerdAboutTown July 19, 2016
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Portmanteau of Donald Trump and Michael Pence, after Trump appointed Pence to be his running mate on July 15th, 2016. Also known as Trumppence.

A term used by bullies and con artists to slander Donald Trump and to mislead people into believing that this was already a term defined as racist, sexist, bigoted, or any other derogatory term you can think of.
The con artist tried to deceive her friend by mentioning that "trumpence" is an actual word that's fitting for Donald Trump. Her friend called out her lies by pointing out that all Urban Dictionary definitions of trumpence were created after Trump appointed Pence.
by Joey392 July 19, 2016
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The internal discomfort felt with the dawning realization that something ingested will result in a noise so loud and embarrassing that a fanfare will pale in comparison.
Though Brexit has given those in the UK widespread trumpence, citizens of the US may soon experience an even worse outbreak.
by The Urban Observer July 16, 2016
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The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.
“You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”
by TheLastDragon July 15, 2016
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The amount of return on investment on a con job.
I knew it was too good to be true, but I thought it was worth trumpence.
by dakdawg July 15, 2016
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Trumpence is a personality disorder that is best described as a very narsissitic person who takes every opportunity to verbalize his belief that he is far better in every way from everyone else. If you are not an immediate family member or are not on his very short list of “privileged” people, your worth to him is no more than a penny, even if you are one of his followers. A person with this disorder is very disrespectful and mean-spirited; will walk over you as if you were dirt; and would never consider picking you up if you’ve fallen to the ground. The trumpence personality type can easily get ignorant, uninformed and naive people to follow him like the pied piper and lure them into believing he can magically make outrageous promises come true. He is quick to point out the faults, mistakes and weaknesses of those he feels threatened by, but is unwilling to let the light shine on his on wrongdoings and lack of integrity. He believes he can be an effective leader by using tactics such as evil rhetoric, hatred, insincere flattery, mocking, rudeness, humiliation, thoughtless racist remarks and self-exaltation to draw in loyal followers who would eventually even “drink the Kool Aid” at his request.
Be wise in who you follow and avoid anyone with trumpence disorder.
by Outragedin NV July 17, 2016
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