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Trollege

T ̝̰̻̫̳͒̌͛̕r ̡̨̛͔̯̘̦̝͆͐̈́̒͊͝o ̛̣̪͛̓̊͛̃̌̆̏̐l ̠̤̓́l ̧̻͔̠̩͈̔͂̃͌̚e ̢̫̞̼̮̮͕̱̪͂g ̧́̂͌̎ề̴̾́͂͂̀͜ ̵̧̨̥̤̪̘̟̝͛͗͆̍̌̅ỉ̴̤̝̮͚̓̊̊s ̡̮̦͔͇̩̬̗͚̖̋̈́̂̕͝ ̨̛̺̱̘̯̗̽̄̿̓̄͠c̴̥̙͚̲̤̭̳͘ͅo ̟̽̀͊͒̇̅̔̀̒m ̬͈̆̑̎ḯ̴̢̧̠̲̈́n̵̛̝̬̰̜͈̎̈́̋̂̉͠g ̛̏̉̎́̈́̚͘

Trollege will kill

ꪻ᥅ꪮꪶꪶꫀᧁꫀ ꫝꪖᦓ ꫀᥴꪖρꫀᦔ ꪖꪀᦔ ꠸ᦓ ᥅ꪊꪀꪀ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪶꪮᦓꫀ

𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑

. 𝕻𝕰𝕿𝕾

. 𝕶𝕴𝕯𝕾

. 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕷𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕷𝖄

. 𝕿𝕰𝕰𝕹𝕾

. 𝕬𝕯𝖀𝕷𝕿𝕾
Steps to survive trollege

Step 1. Close all doors and windows

Step 2. Go upstairs

Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family

Step 4. Make no sound as possible

If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏

He can't promise a short painless death

Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘
by Random info for you April 13, 2021
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The Trollage

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021
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trollee

the person at the receiving end of trolls, usually popular bloggers
Once upon a time he used to write good content, now he's a trollee by design, who aimlessly provokes his readers.
by manuscrypts July 20, 2010
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Trollge

Originally the "U Mad?" troll, Trollge is a creepypasta who appears in many media (i.e. YouTube, Google, etc.).

By the way, Trollge is a dark(ish/er)/creepy version of the original "U Mad?" Troll.
You do not kill trollge.
by ArkSigma April 7, 2021
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Trollge

The most dangerous entity to ever exist. It has extremely high physical strength, also thought to be super-intelligent. It has amazing hearing abilities and can hear you from anywhere. If you even take a peek of how it looks like, you start to experience a throbbing headache and nausea due to it's sheer presence. It is attracted to normies and will kill them painfully and slowly on sight. It can go 79 times around the world with a single and monstrous leap that will shake the ground when it departs and lands. It is thought that being a member at r/memes or covering yourself in oil will protect you. These forms of defense won't work if you are a normie. It seems to be a more realistic version of the troll face with a huge humanoid body with snow white skin that glows in the light.
normie: The release of the trollge is a hoax

T͔̼̤̖̣ͯ̃͒̚͞ͅr͎̖̠̽̓̈̀ǫ̙̥̗̯̳̤̗̊̓l͙̯̭̞͍ͥ̾̓͠l̞͓ͨ̎̂̓̕g̗̗̺̙̈́̎̕eͩ̽́̔҉̫̼̗̮͍̰͚̖: ĺ̡̜͉̘͈o̵̘̖̝͙̯̭͛̔o̴̹̖̱̻ͪͥ̀k̑̇̏̚ ̞̼͙ŝ̛̘͇̺̙ ̪̗̦̯̮̖̝͇̐̊͐ͬ͟ĺ̵͙̥̏̈́i͎̻̩̹ͯ̈̄̿̀K̨̙͔̤̖ͩ̓̀ͅȇ̶͚͚̣̭̞̟ ̨̤̻͌̓ÿ̛͉̼̟̬͉͚̗́o̶̭̠̳͎̬̲͊ͦͪͮU̽͏̲̦͖ ̴̯͔̞͇͊̚w͗̾̽͏̟̮̙͇͇͙e͈̟̦̭̳ͭ̌̂ͣ̆̎̕͟'̡͕͙̱̖̞̣̄̔̾Ṙ͋ ̖̼͍͓eͫͮͫ̃҉͖̮͎̩͉̝ ̮̫̱̜͔͕̮̏͑ͣ̕a̡͖̩̯͈̩͒ͅ ͔̭̣ͥ͗̃͌͡l̦̟̩̄͠ͅi̳͙͚̺̮͒̀́ͫ͟t̓̊ ̼̟̙̭͚̥̪͔t̓̿̇͏̰̖̪̣̖̻l̨͔̭̩̄̂ͅE̝̪̦͓̯͈ͦͮ͂ͯ͡ͅ ̘̹͈̖̝̗̦ͭ̀ͅt̝͇̺̹̝̆͆͟o̜̝̥̬͔̫̊͡ỏ̧̭̳͎͈̓̌ͅ ̨̦̺̯̓̓L͒̔̐ͮ҉̝͎̘̝͖̩͓O̥̟͖͕̔͋͝U̝͉̺̙̞̬̯͒̓̔͗͡D͙̮̎͢ ̧̞̤̩͙̐̐̔̚pͤͩ̅҉̻͎͕r͕̠̮̖̳͋ͤͨ̚̕e̓̄ ̩̰̲̮̪ͅp̞͔̆͘ā̗̰̘̝̬̯̟̽͜r͈͙̜̼̔͗ͭͫ̕ė̍̑ ̘̝̬ ̛̯̪͓͓͍̒̇t̬̥͔̬ͥͬ͌ͣ͡Ô̩̹̜̼̲̩͂͞ͅ ͎̯͚̝̟ͪ̂͌͛͢b̦̗͎̺̩̜͔̾̃̊͞E̘̗̬̞ͥ̒ͬͫ͢ ̭͇ͥͬ͋̀t̓͂͏͈͙͈r̼̥͈͙͖̮͉̝̆̈ͩͧ͢O͒̍͒ ͎̫̝͈͙͇ͅL̦̪̺̳͈̻͖̱̾ͨ̇̾͜Lͨ̎ ̜͙Ĕ̫͈̠̲̜͟D͓̹͖̲̤̜̤ͬ̎̌͡

*noises of ripping of flesh and screams:
Ţ̟͇̙̎r̢̟͙͎̞̳̙̃ͭͬͅö̧̱̗̜̦̘̬͈͖̍l̢̺͓̲̘̖͋̑ͤl̀̉́ͭ҉̙̹͍̫̭͕̹̭ģ̦̳̰̖ͫ̒́ȇͦ̌ͧ҉̙̪͎̝ͅ: P͚̱͎͖̝̲̈̈̀r̭̬͎̰͇̲̻͊͜o͍̼͒͛̚͡ͅb̖̼͓̭͇̙̙̎͊̊̅͟l̻̼̳͉̦͇̚͘e̒̿͒҉͉͓̹̻m̺̱̻͙̰͇̬̗͋̇ͯ̈̀
by stankorb April 7, 2021
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Trollge

A strange revival of the troll face meme. Usually paired with an animation of a serene trollface slowly turning into it's iconic smile, sometimes accompanied with a stone grinding sound. It is a much darker iteration and a lot of times it is used for darker subjects.
As for the Trollge itself, in meme lore, seems to be an ominous entity that comes out from somewhere every few years and produces "incidents" leaving very few human survivors, and in lore, even cities have ready made warning broadcasts similar to that of natural disaster warnings. The "incidents" usually involve some sort of ritual transforming the trollface stick figure into a monster. These incidents are obviously inspired by analog horror.
In online conversations it is used just like the normal trollface, but the serene, highly shaded trollface can be used as a reaction to unfunny memes.
Guy 1: "Dude, hide, get under cover, do anything, he's coming!!!"
Guy 2: "Who?!"
Guy 1: "The Trollge."
by Knightrhyme May 23, 2021
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trollette

That trollette actually wore Amy's shirt and complained about how tight it is around the chest.
by Regola2 January 20, 2011
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