Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

Trojan War Helmet

resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.

He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.

by Norristonian April 18, 2004

trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

Trojan War Helmut

the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party

Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.

by reginaandray December 14, 2008

Trojan Warhelmet

Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.

I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.

by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006

Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).

*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”

by 1ksoss June 1, 2023

Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).

*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”

by 1ksoss June 1, 2023