Slim Titanium

to have a slim tatanium means you have a good looking butt, that is perky, not saggy.

Sabryna has a slim titanium ;)

by CrazyPeople,K.i.D.S[; April 8, 2011

TI-89 Titanium

God's calculator. Most of the questions of the SATs that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric identities can be solved by simply plugging them in to this beast of calculator.

John: "Hey Randall, what did you get on the math section of the SATs?"

Randall: "Oh, just an 800"

John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a 550 last time?"

Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"

by Randwulf October 6, 2009

titanium earrings

The most famous jewellery ever, often worn by moshers who aspire to work at nettos

Rhino: Nice earrings
Mosher: Thanks they're titanium earrings
Rhino: Thought so

by Triangle-ee January 13, 2009

TI-89 titanium

An upgraded version of the TI-89 released by Texas Instruments in 2004. Features a new mini-USB port and 2.7 megabytes of flash ROM.

n00b: lol, check out my hip TI-89! I have 6 games on it! I am cool!
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, I have a titanium, I have 50 games.

by asdfadfasdf August 23, 2005

TitaniumNetwork

A proxy that gets around filters and lets kids watch porn in class

I'm gonna get on titaniumnetwork later and watch youtube

by ledelle June 6, 2018

titanium teabag

The act of swinging your testicles around in a circular motion to create a merry go round action. At the point of extreme velocity, you swing/smack your testicles on someones face, or back of their head.

I have a bruise on my balls because I gave Shanana the titanium teabag.

by udatm909 July 15, 2011

TI-89 Titanium

A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.

"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"

"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"

by dAzzlr August 22, 2009