Tree Trunk Pussy

A woman who has a callous brown ring around her vagina

from over use as a result of being a whore for many years

i cant believe that bryce braves that tree trunk pussy named chelsee night after night.
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wangernozzle February 12, 2010

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017

Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.

"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"

by jnobles September 7, 2017

Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida

Someone who rides low and dirty and cant hit a shot to save his life.

Hey that guys a real Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida! Riding all low n dirty n shooting all over the populous.

by Flava B. Honey May 28, 2025

dodge tree trunk

Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.

That guy there has a dodge tree trunk

by Dodge tree trunk October 16, 2021

Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.

Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021