home trainin'

What your mama gave you when she taught you table manners and social etiquitte and showed you how to behave yourself in public. Learned behavior that comes in very useful once you hit adulthood.

Mother to child who is misbehaving: Hey, boy, act like you got some home trainin'.

by shock-a-zulu May 3, 2005

Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Popo's Training

In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, the training that Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, and Choutsu go through while waiting for Vegeta and Nappa to arrive to Earth. Tien says it was terrible when he brings them back and Krillin, when Gohan asks about it, begins crying. During this time Popo teaches them the pecking order "You, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's Stool, Kami, then Popo."

*at Guardian tower for Popo's Training*
Popo: Any Questions?
Krillin: Um, yeah, I'm-
*bitch smack sound*
Krillin falling: AHHHH!!!!
Popo: Have a nice climb back up, BITCH!

by Outai October 26, 2009

sissy training

n.

A process of emasculation and feminization used by a sissy school, a Mistress, or a Master to turn a hetero-sexual, -flexible, -romantic masculine male into a nonsexual servant for women and effeminate pussyboy for men.

Common Themes

1. Status: Not a Man
- Inferior & submissive to women & men
- Pronouns she/her or it/its
- Adopt fem name
- Serve women platonically & men sexually

2. Genitalia: clitty and sissy ovaries
- No sexual purpose
- Stay limp
- Never ejaculate
- Only receive sissy diddles
- Lock in pink chastity tube

3. Primary Sexual Organ: sissy-pussy
- Located below clitty
- Sissy g-spot makes sissygasms
- Wear butt plug to be ready for penetration

4. Crossdressing
- Only wear panties
- Shave or wax from neck down
- Dress up with makeup, wigs, & fem clothing

5. Serving Women
- Find Mistress(es) or gal pal(s) to friendzone and help feminize
- Strict prohibition from seeing female nudity
- Only platonic physical contact OR
- Acts of service like a pedicure
- Be her sissymaid

6. Serving Men
- Learn & practice blowjob techniques on dildos
- Eagerly suck any cock & swallow every load
- Offer sissy-pussy if requested
- Be his sissymaid

7. MtF Behavioral Modification
- Adopt fem habits

e.g. crossing legs instead of manspreading
- Switch to fem hobbies
e.g. Watch Lifetime instead of ESPN

Although the guidelines listed above are typical, a sissy training regimen is often tailored based on the sissy and the trainer's preferences.

After completing sissy training, the sissy formerly known as Mike celebrated by changing its name to sissy michelle.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 4, 2021

training film

U.S. military cover term for a pornographic video.

Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.

by Trav September 24, 2004

cunt in training

a slutty dressing bitch, who has yet to give her first blow job.

Tori is a hot cunt in training.
No,man,she's a fullfledged cunt,and she swallows too.

by Deenacunt October 11, 2008

Basic Training

The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.

Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021