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2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.
Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.
by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011
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Cousin to the snowplow, while doing a girl in doggy style, you knock out her elbows, then instead of driving her forward int the head board or across the carpet, you back up while repeating "beep beep beep."
I snowplowed her to the headboard, but managed to dent her bumper in the process, so I had to call in the tow truck. She's in the rug burn unit of the hospital now. It was soooo worth it.
by I-fie Alian July 1, 2008
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When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.
I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!
by alwayshere April 27, 2009
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Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.
My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.
by briguy360 March 8, 2010
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When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis
Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck
by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009
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Call a tow truck

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The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."
"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."
by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018
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A women who is mentally fragile - she is on her way to a break down.
That chick has just hit 30 and like all chicks that hit 30 and are single she is desperately looking for a bloke and is very on edge, she could melt down any moment - she is such a tow truck.
by GmanDownUnder September 19, 2010
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