vehicular tourette's syndrome 

Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. But usually yelling at your lap so nobody else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.

Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?

Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.

vehicular tourette's syndrome by Silverlock March 29, 2009

x-tourette's syndrome 

A mental affliction or disorder that is onset through the acute breakup of a relationship. The main symptom of this disorder is a loud verbal outburst of 2 to 3 expletives after mentioning or even thinking of the other person's name. The outburst can be unpredictable and sometimes accompanied by a physical tic: a jerking of the face and head. x-tourette can end as quickly as it begins. It is a puzzling and bizarre illness that requires massive amounts of alcohol or illegal drugs to suppress. Typically the disorder will begin again after the buzz wears off.

x-tourette's syndrome example:

Jennifer, fucking-bitch-whore, called last night to ask for her CD collection back. I told her that cock sucking slut to go fuck herself.

When I called George, little dick bustard, last night to get my CD’s back he cried and begged me to come back to him, mother fucking asshole.

x-tourette's syndrome by greenmeanies November 15, 2009

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome 

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome by Areyouarita December 15, 2022

Gamer's Tourette Syndrome (GTS)

the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while playing a video game and to name just a few: Halo, COH, FIFA and MMORPGS

Having similarity to the most publicized Tourette Syndrome "Coprolalia", the phrases uttered by a gamer with GTS do not necessarily reflect the thoughts or opinions of the person.

While playing a video game, the gamer's character suddenly gets ambushed/attacked, dies, or was faced with something unexpected and utters an obscene words such as "F*ck! or B!tch!

Example: The house is quiet and the roommate is playing a video game while wearing his headphones so he wouldn't disturb the other people in the house

In the living room:
Gamer: (out loud) "F*******CK!!!"

At the dining table:
Non-Gamer 1 (Guest): (startled) what? what just happened?
Non-Gamer 2: "oh it's nothing, he just have Gamer's Tourette Syndrome (GTS) when he plays his video games."

Gamer's Tourette Syndrome (GTS) by CARMC1986 November 27, 2010

Twourette's syndrome 

Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.

Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.

He says 'fuck' in literally every second or third tweet. He must have Twourette's syndrome.

Twourette's syndrome by shit on a biscuit April 12, 2009

tourexte’s syndrome 

Tourexte’s Syndrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”

My girlfriend Dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”

tourexte’s syndrome by saltysnatch May 6, 2018

tourextte’s syndrome

Being unable to contain ones impulse to send multiple text messages to one person, one after the other after the other, in the upwards of thousands per month.

I think Rebecca has tourextte’s syndrome. She’s quiet and says hardly anything on the phone, and then texts me hundreds of times every day.

tourextte’s syndrome by saltysnatch May 6, 2018