tomtom

A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.

I wish I was TomTom

by Snowball April 1, 2003

totom pole

a sexual posision where ur partners head is shoved up your ass

last night we made a totom pole

by john1115 September 27, 2008

Tomtoms bigger than a buss stop

A term for huge tits.

She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay

Attention: the I in pIpugeregaharangeha is always capitalized.

Rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay is a Nepalese woman, who married Wilhelm I of Prussia and Nguyễn Văn Tèo.

As Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay's great great grandfather, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, as he is the sister of Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay.

By the way, she loves cooking but has an eating disorder, she only eats food when other people spit on her food. Nobody knows why. Some believed that she suffered a curse. It still remains a mystery till this day.

Maybe why don't you donate some spits to her, it was believed that she died due to "lack of saliva". You just need to shove a handful amount of saliva to her mouth, and it will "boot her up" alive.

If you want to revive your lost one who suffer this curse like Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay did, then donate some spits!

by hund11111 December 24, 2022

tottymouth

Someone who's always bragging about all the great lookers he's been with, but you never actually see them.

Have you ever seen Phil's supermodel girlfriend?

Nah, he's all tottymouth.

by Cobra Sloth July 20, 2008

Tottooing

To give a kid a tattoo. which is done usually in a private home ect. and with home made instruments. Because tattoo shops won't do it because they are under 18.
Becoming a popular job because there is a lot of money in it because there is a high demand for those services.
Tot+Tattooing.

John's got a tottooing business.

by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010

TomTom

The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.

Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom

Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!

by onrefni May 9, 2010