Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

by Totesbro January 20, 2012

Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

by Budeucey January 25, 2015

for totes ser

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tote a pole

To shot or have a gun

Idgaf if you can fight I tote a pole bitch

by Phatkat55555555 November 23, 2017

totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Totem sisters

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters

I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters

by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

by oorahmarines April 28, 2020