To "tote" is the phenomina of releasing bodly fluids from out of your knee. This is only possible if you are to catch the rare disease called "Patella copulatory" that causes for a penis to grow on your knee. This disease can only be caught by coming in contact with someone else with the disease. It's origins are unknown.
by Spdank January 28, 2010
Get the Totemug. by Nad Nosnore June 16, 2007
Get the Totemug. 
'Tote' is a common Slang used by teenagers in Nation of Trinidad and Tobago. 1)'Tote' means when some one is heartbroken or sad and making ithat feeling bring them down (Depression). 2) 'Tote' also means when someone gets or feels offended and they take it to heart. 3) 'Tote' Basically means (Butthurt).
Jason is Toting/Tote since he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him.
He was Toting/Tote after jack told him he was dumb and useless.
He was Toting/Tote after jack told him he was dumb and useless.
by BL4DED4NC3R December 2, 2018
Get the Toting/Totemug. 
Curtis yelled “Omg she is toting over there, peep” David screamed “TOTE” as Josie walked by,, Tote/Toting
by trippiedave December 31, 2019
Get the Tote/Totingmug. A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.
If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.
If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!
Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.
Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.
Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!
Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.
Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!
by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010
Get the Totesmug.