The following events actually happened, and there are no exaggerations. I am 14 years old, a freshman in high school. I had always been the loser, right up through middle school. I had been beaten up, had hundreds of wedgies, and even been forced to eat dog poop. The seniors thought they would have a party with me after school. They were going to torture me. They invited me to come with them, possibly to spend the night, so I told my parents I would not be back that night. The seniors started as soon as they got to the empty house. The brought me down to the basement, and ripped off all of my clothes, so I was standing naked, and cold. They found duck tape and rope and tied me to a chair. They also found plyers. Two of them each held one pair. They clamped my nipples, and twisted as hard as they could. My nipples began to bleed, and I screamed for help. They laid the chair down and broke out the bottom. Now my bare white ass cheeks were fully exposed. They clamped and twisted my ass cheeks to. One took a two by four and stood at the other end of the room. He ran with the board like a javalin and it slammed into my ass. I cried for help, and begged for them to let me go. They decided to try something new. They carried me and the chair to a lamp in the corner. The lightbulb was extremely hot. They picked up the lamp and pressed it against my scrotum. I screamed and twitched spasmaticaly from the searing burn on my genitals. They decided a "Grand Finally" was in order. They gathered three paintball guns, and loaded them each with 100 shots exactly. They took me outside and tied me to a tree. They wrapped my legs around the tree so it looked like I was humping it, my bare ass sticking out. They stood all of two feet away, and fired all 300 paintballs at my ass. The skin on the cheeks peeled and blistered and stung. They even held my ass open once, just for good measure. When I got home my parents were horrified. Ice packs, burn cream, and two weeks of no school was the least thing I could do, for my ass is scarred. I also have a large burn scar on my scrotum. My girlfriend thinks it is sexy. I think it is horrible.
by torturedlittleman March 25, 2009
Person 1: can I come over
Person 2: no, I have 5 billion years of homework, 30 tests, and 50 group projects tonight, it’s torture man...
Person 2: no, I have 5 billion years of homework, 30 tests, and 50 group projects tonight, it’s torture man...
by Yeetman27 September 14, 2019
When your child comes in the room and you have to turn off the Walking Dead and put on Barney singing about ducks, it is torture.
by arenee90 February 17, 2014
Spending time with a bunch of dreary, repetitive people in a claustrophobic office environment. The continual mental pain arising from having to chose between submitting to this environment, or sacrificing one's job and livelihood, leading to a state of perpetual homeless and curtailed life expectancy. This can be particularly heightened when working in IT infrastructure, as the subject matter itself is almost as heart-breakingly dry as one's colleagues. Any sort of proximity to engineers qualifies as torture. Any sustained, or even brief contact with professionally inadequate co-workers qualifies as torture. The pain can be physical as well as mental, as you slam your own face into the table in the hope that the blinding pain distracts from the far more serious mental anguish.
by jdub7 February 07, 2014
Something George W. Bush will not, under any circumstance, allow to transpire. See 'waterboarding' and rendition and military tribunal.
Quotes by George W. Bush:
The United States is committed to the worldwide elimination of torture and we are leading this fight by example.
On United Nations International Day in Support of Victims of Torture, the United States reaffirms its commitment to the worldwide elimination of torture. Freedom from torture is an inalienable human right, and we are committed to building a world where human rights are respected and protected by the rule of law…Throughout the world, there are many who have been seeking to have their voices heard, to stand up for their right to freedom, and to break the chains of tyranny. Too many of those courageous women and men are paying a terrible price for their brave acts of dissent. Many have been detained, arrested, thrown in prison, and subjected to torture by regimes that fail to understand that their habits of control will not serve them well in the long-term.
We do not torture.
The United States is committed to the worldwide elimination of torture and we are leading this fight by example.
On United Nations International Day in Support of Victims of Torture, the United States reaffirms its commitment to the worldwide elimination of torture. Freedom from torture is an inalienable human right, and we are committed to building a world where human rights are respected and protected by the rule of law…Throughout the world, there are many who have been seeking to have their voices heard, to stand up for their right to freedom, and to break the chains of tyranny. Too many of those courageous women and men are paying a terrible price for their brave acts of dissent. Many have been detained, arrested, thrown in prison, and subjected to torture by regimes that fail to understand that their habits of control will not serve them well in the long-term.
We do not torture.
by Fusion Jay April 21, 2008
Ron- "Hey Joel, last night in the PlayStation party I heard all of that distant vociferous screaming coming from your mic? Is everything okay at home?
Joel- "Don't worry about it, It was just my dad forcing me to lick my dog's cock again. That shit was torture."
Joel- "Don't worry about it, It was just my dad forcing me to lick my dog's cock again. That shit was torture."
by ArtisticDisability March 24, 2020