torn
torn by Johnny Wess April 6, 2005
torn
Torn
Torn by Madnesssss August 12, 2018
Torn
Hym "They're torn! Torn because they stole the idea from an urban dictionary guy everyone collectively shat on. On a different note, boy oh boy why would anyone ever want to murder a bunch of children!? I can't even fathom it! It's such a bizarre thing! It must be the guns. Clearly guns a haunted by evil alien spirits! We need to perform some sort of mass exorcism! Get all of those evil alien ghost bears out of here. If not that I don't know what else it could be... Oh! I know! The children aren't actually real children! They're chupacabra disguised as children. And the secret chupacabra hunting organization that actually runs our government is using school shootings as a cover to hide the fall out of the chupacabra battles. Think about it! Have you ever SEEN a chupacabra? No! Why!? Becuase they're all in disguise!"
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