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toronto blue jays

The only foreign Base Ball team to have won the World Series.
They did it back in 1992 and 1993.
by Idiot-Finder2 February 6, 2005
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Toronto shordy

Roots tracksuit, acrylics, Air Force 1s, bubble jacket, jansport backpack, edges laid, false lashes
by lele2328 December 22, 2019
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Trentophile

1) The name given for someone who regularly visits MySpace and intends to prey on girls on that site.
2) Term given to a 'ginger' person who's fingers are large, such of those of a pedophile, who is renown for being a little bit weird.
3) A derogatory way of calling someone a pedophile.
Jesus Christ! Look at his fingers, god dam this guy is a Trentophile!
by RoversBoy1993 June 2, 2009
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Obelisk the Tormentor

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
by Psdnym April 17, 2010
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Trenton Booster Seat

When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.
Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.
by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008
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Torontophobia

The overwhelming belief by other Ontarians that you will be shot, mugged, raped, and murdered the instant you set foot in Toronto.

This phenomenom is generally seen in people from small towns and rural areas, but is also curiously prevalent among the older citizens of Oshawa, a neighbouring city of considerable size with a MUCH higher rate of crackheads per capita.
Deena: Okay, we're going to go shopping in downtown Toronto, but I really don't want to carry this fifty on me.

Kaytor: Why not? You're going with a group of people to a crowded area in broad daylight. Are you planning on waving it around like a little red flag?

Deena: Well, no... but you know, it's Toronto. People get shot there!!!1

Kaytor: You have horrible Torontophobia.
by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009
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the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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