toot 

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".

I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.

toot by veghead July 3, 2009

Toot 

A term to express one's unimaginable excitement, coined by NST himself. Not to be mistaken with the emit gas from the anus, although that is quite exciting.

This word goes with almost anything. Typically heard in ratchet casino parties with naked girls.

yo, that stripper's a$$ is phat! tOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
private mansion party girls free guys $5 TOOOOOOOOTT only fans camerapersons will be there #tootttttt
yo, Linda, I love to slap ur ass while u sleep TOOOOOOTTTT

Toot by Addison raes pussy h mommy March 4, 2021

toot 

a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.
"an accidental toot from the saxophonist"

a snort of a drug, especially cocaine.
"he still likes a toot"

toot by top 10 funny females April 29, 2022

toot 

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

toot by doyle May 13, 2004

Toot 

Another word used for vaping

Where's Mike McCowen at?
He's gone for a Toot

Toot by boyobop January 13, 2018

toot 

To bounce your ass up and down in the air preferably during sexual intercourse.

Where yo head go at when you want it from the back? Toot Toot that ass up!! You like it like that?

toot by HoneyBee18 July 3, 2003

Toot 

A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.

*fat person walks past*
'TOOT'

Toot by tootpatrol January 7, 2012