Toot

To let out stinky gas out of your ass

I just tooted and it smells horrible!!!!

by Poo Muncher May 6, 2007

Toot

A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".

I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.

by Kailie April 26, 2004

Toot

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.

Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.

by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021

Toot

When a female passes gas.
Only males are capable of farting,
Ladies only toot. If a lady farts they are no longer accepted by society

I toot! I do not fart, as I am a lady and shall remain one

by Improvingkelvinwronglol June 22, 2018

Toot

A way of saying "cute," in a much cuter baby voice! Toot is a slang primarily found in Maryland and surrounding regions. It is very special in its usage, specifically occupied by girls who attend VT or Towson.

Jessica finks Emily is very toot!

by jed333 April 13, 2010

Toot

Another word for for nerves or wick.

'You are getting on my toot' or 'he really got on my toot'

by Sumofatkinson February 24, 2013

Toot

Women hired for sex, also known as a Prostitute.

Yo, seen that girl by the track, think shes a toot.

by Beeks April 25, 2008