The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.
All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.
by Greekbrain December 15, 2009
A person who is considered a Tool by 3 or more people and it is a general concensus that he, is in fact; an asshole.
Shaun:"Erick is such an idiot.."
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"
by BurninPanda April 06, 2005
A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.
by garycolemanisag July 03, 2011
Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life
by Bill O'Donnell January 17, 2009
The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.
by mikeymike4g63 January 08, 2008
by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 29, 2010