toucan sam schnoz

an extremely large nose

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

by wolf January 11, 2005

Toucan Sam

A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.

"omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? She almost popped the volleyball with her nose, fucking scary."

by milkyway December 24, 2006

toucan sam

Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. This only applies if the person's a bitch and deserves to be bitched back at.

person 1: OUCH! MY EYE!
What the fuck was that?
person 2: Ohh.. it's just Toucan Sam, Brenda Schwartz walking by. Are you ok?

by "Sally" November 5, 2006

Toucan Sam

A annoying ass person who's a toucan and tries to act cool but really Toucan sam is a dumbass

Haha its Toucan Sam!! Errrrrrr

by Ava_star September 5, 2019

toucan sammin' it

Doing lines, usually cocaine

"They were toucan sammin' it in the backyard."

by Rapmatic February 10, 2007

twocansam

(v) The formal canine greeting.

I just got this new puppy and he twocansammed my poodle.

by bobdacyclops February 24, 2009

Toucansamly

1. Has a Overly Large nose
2.Spews rainbow colors

"My sister Danae is so toucansamly"
"your so toucansamly that it burns my retnas"

by Lindsay L. August 3, 2008