noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.
The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.
The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.
The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.
The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.
The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"
Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."
Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."
by heylookitsmarco3 March 25, 2009
Get the The Towson University Uniform mug.Mick Thomson (also called #7)is one of the two guitar players of "Slipknot". He is the second tallest member of the band (the tallest one being the other guitarist, James Root).
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.
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Get the thomson week mug.A person who hung out or hangs out in the Towson area of Baltimore Maryland. While not an official group or organized gang, this loose knit group of individuals of all races, sexual orientations and walks of life consider themselves a family and have taken care of their own since the late 1980s. Originally begun by a core group of social outcasts by the mid to late 90s the group had swelled to several hundred. Accused of being hooligans, misfits and runaways the group survives to this day.
Look at all the Towsonites out tonight.
Wow the streets are empty tonight, the Towsonites must be having a party.
Towson is too quiet the Towsonites must be at the tracks.
Wow the streets are empty tonight, the Towsonites must be having a party.
Towson is too quiet the Towsonites must be at the tracks.
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Get the Dave Thomson mug.Towson. The nations epicenter for lacrosse and all things plaid. a spring day in towson is like being lost in a sea of pink, neon green, and baby blue. towson is 2nd to none in the amount of public-private schools in a single area. its the kind of place where it doesnt matter who throws a party, but where that person goes to high school. towson is the origin of the "field party", although you will have to go to a surrounding area to actually see a field party. The center of attention in towson is Bateman's on a monday night, and outside towson commons on a friday night, for all teenagers in their plaid shorts and popped collars. Towson is the "prep" capital of the world. Where every girl is loaded off her daddy's money, and decked out in only Abercrombie or American Eagle; nothing less will suffice. Following graduation Ocean City, Maryland becomes the new "towson" for the single most eventful, party filled, drunken, chaotic week of your life: SENIOR WEEK. Where ever you are now, and however old you are, if you ever lived here, you will forever be, a towson kid.
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to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.
therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.
therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
"wow man, that dance move was so Bridie Thomson"
"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"
"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"
"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
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