same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011

shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015

Don't shit in my toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.

Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."

by Thouston299 October 14, 2011

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017