Toilet Bowl Blowback 

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

Toilet Bowl Blowback by Fozter July 9, 2010

Toilet Bowl Dick 

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.

I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!

Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011

toilet bowl fart 

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart

Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."

toilet bowl fart by Court86 January 18, 2009

toilet bowl stout 

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.

Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

toilet bowl stout by [e-mail] January 21, 2008

Toilet Bowl Acoustics 

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.

You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.

Toilet Bowl Acoustics by Spordiac July 21, 2011

toilet bowl polio

Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.

He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.

toilet bowl polio by Itellunow July 31, 2016

toilet bowl monday 

The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.

Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!

toilet bowl monday by hallpuck15 February 7, 2010