Toe Nail Legend

a upper lip smeller (kjay) with a crusty BIG TOE that also has fungus. and smells like dabreon lip
by UrFavDarksin July 25, 2020
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pink toe-nail

A slang term used for a dog's erect penis.
Gizmo's pink toe-nail was so big it nearly touched the ground!
by ih8crackas September 12, 2010
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toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.
by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010
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red toe nails

red toe nails
my gf has red toe nails
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Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.
Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!
by SillyBilly180069 July 07, 2022
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toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.
by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022
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green toe nails

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
by Floof July 02, 2017
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