Twerking On Dick. The first appearance of the term came from a Swiss guy traveling across the US and experiencing for the first time girls twerking on his dick. He couldn't stop talking about it. He would always reference it by saying "twerk on my dick". The guy became so addicted to this practice that he started to pursue it actively. A party wouldn't be a good party for him if he couldn't TOD on that party.
by TOD_Addicted October 17, 2017
Get the TODmug. To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.
by Angry TD August 21, 2019
Get the Toddedmug. Thing of Darkness - something that frightens you and takes away your confidence, energy, motivation. When it passes by you it extracts your soul. It controls your mood and can ruin your day.
by Victim of TOD June 24, 2008
Get the TODmug. 1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.
ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.
2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.
ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.
ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.
2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.
ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.
ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.
2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
by HypotheticallySpeaking May 15, 2014
Get the Toddedmug. by thpdutpd May 20, 2010
Get the TODmug. Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."
"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."
"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."
"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."
"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."
"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
by Maliaht September 11, 2011
Get the Toddingmug. Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.
Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.
Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.
Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011
Get the TODSmug.