Toad 

A Toad is a warty frog-like animal, you assclown

Toad by Shi-za June 22, 2003

toad 

1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.

usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.

2. (mf) one's person.

1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")

"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"

(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")

2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"

toad by causticfellow February 27, 2010

Toad 

a half-dumb person

Guy: "Hey wuts up"(trips and falls and laughs at himself and continues with the converstaion like nothing ever happened)
Girl:(Dumb look on her face) "Your such a toad"
Guy: "Wut it didn't hurt it was just three steps" (lol)

Toad by Tippy_07 December 28, 2010

Toad 

A small child-like being with a mushroom on its head.

You give Nintendo some magic mushrooms, and look what they did to the frogs...

Toad by moofah December 7, 2003

Toad 

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

Toad by podankster April 22, 2004

toad 

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

toad by Light Joker September 27, 2004

toad 

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

toad by vernon dutton January 22, 2004