you got to be fist fucking me

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

You’ve got to be blowing my dad

An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”

“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”

by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022

You got to be douchin

like the phrase"you got to be kidding me" but as in someone is trying to use you or you have been used in a situation that you did not know of or having intentions of doing something but getting used in the procces

guy one: dude you wanna chill tonight.

guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.

(to guys are together and riding around)

guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up

guy two: dude you got to be douchin me

by Sk8terdouche July 7, 2010

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

I got voters to let this be a definition

Some people looked at this definition and let it be a part of the website. People had the choice to vote against this yet decided not to. I have the most shitty sense of humor but so do at least a few other people. thank you.

I got voters to let this be a definition haha lol

by TheGraffitiman64 December 10, 2019