The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.
by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015
Get the Crunch-a-tize memug. Me and my friend were hanging around outside this building and some dude jumped out the 10th story window. I was totally trauma-fucking-tized.
by Nick L. January 13, 2005
Get the Trauma-fucking-tizedmug. The Prime Minister of India Mr. Narendra Modi demonetized the currency
and in the process, de-modi-tized his people.
and in the process, de-modi-tized his people.
by desidigitalnomad November 14, 2016
Get the De-modi-tizemug. by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021
Get the Crunch-a-tizemug.