Crunch-a-tize me

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.

"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us

by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015

Trauma-fucking-tized

1. to experience extreme trauma
2. to be totally fucking traumatized by something

Me and my friend were hanging around outside this building and some dude jumped out the 10th story window. I was totally trauma-fucking-tized.

by Nick L. January 13, 2005

De-modi-tize

The act of converting SUPPORTERS of the Prime Minister of India Mr.Modi into his HATERS

The Prime Minister of India Mr. Narendra Modi demonetized the currency

and in the process, de-modi-tized his people.

by desidigitalnomad November 14, 2016

Crunch-a-tize

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.

Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!

by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021