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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
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Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010
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tittydickslap

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick
"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"
by rriot May 18, 2007
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TittyDick

When a female transitions to a male and they surgically remove the breast and use that tissue to construct a penis.
You know Trisha made the change on us, he's called Trevor now and got him a brand new tittydick.
by BrocktonimoBay October 1, 2023
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