GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.
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Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?
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by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
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