European Tire Change

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).

My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!

by Racer XXX October 12, 2018

[I'm tired]

The universal excuse when you feel like shit

"Wtf is wrong with you today?" "I'm tired"

by anonymous391 January 15, 2009

Tifenn

the best girl in the entire world. she can be trusted with anything, she'll forgive you for your mistakes, she's hilarious, practical, smart, gorgeous, and a spazz...but those words don't even cover all of who she is. she is my best friend <3

"who's she?" "she's a tifenn" "do you know her?" "yeah" "lucky bitch." :)

by alligurl1104 August 6, 2011

Im fine, just a little tired.

Roughly translates to, "Push me off a roof and make it look like an accident."

"Hey are you ok?"
"Im fine, just a little tired."
(They really mean, push me off a roof and make it look like an accident.)

by 2_shots_of_vodka May 31, 2020

Square Tire

Motorcyclist that never gets off interstates or major state or Federal highways. Complains loudly to fellow bikers if any side trip is proposed or considered. Usually a novice biker that will end the hobby soon. Very unpleasant to ride with.

The pack finally realized that Kyle was a "square tire" and told him they would meet back up with him in the Davenport/Moline area

by ponderpoint August 18, 2009

Tire Swing

A person who has a constantly changing and open sexuality.

Jamie- "Have you met Terry's new boyfriend?"
Matt- "I didn't know he was gay."
Jamie- "Oh, he's not. He's just a tire swing. He swings whatever way the wind blows him."

by McTobes September 12, 2019

tiremanator

A true Tire Mechanic. A Tireman. Not a Service Technician or a Tire Technician. This person exceeds in all abilities, which shows in the expertise of service. They are the "Terminator" of tire work. Example: they can install ten commercial tires in one hour.

Customer says: "My truck needs 10 tires, and has to be ready in one hour."

Tire Manager " I'll send a Tiremanator, no problem."

by TiremanatorMD November 21, 2017