Tipple

The blood and shit on your toilet paper, after wiping too much or too hard.

R' Dovi Rabinowitz: Man, this Covid wont let up. Had diarrhea for 10 days. BH I lost my smell.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: Tipple?
R' Dovi Rabinowitz: You can say that again! Day 1 was 80% shit and 20% blood; today was 80% blood, 19% shit, and 1% corn.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: I'll take the corn if it's free!

-By lexiconologist Shloman Norman

by Shloman Norman January 12, 2022

Tipple

Torpedo Nipple

It's really cold in here, your tipples are showing thru your shirt.

by PappaZappa April 3, 2009

Tipple

to become off-balance, whithout actualy falling down.

weebles "tipple" but they don't fall down.

by j-riggs ..............matt s. August 23, 2008

tipple

The tit fades into the nipple, its a tit-nipple. Tipple

Louis look at those tipples, they're disgusting

by Isaac Cooper May 6, 2011

Tipple

Commonly referred to the tip of a nipple. May be found to be commonly s
misspelled as "tiple".

Monika, I like to squeeze your tipples with the tips of my fingers!

by bob_productions August 24, 2008

Tipple

When you use the tip of your fingers to massage someone in the same way the pistons in a car go up and down.

Stop scratching and tipple it!

by Brandon Burchfield January 13, 2008

Tipple Whip

When your whip becomes tippled.

I tipple whipped around that corner so hard I almost crashed into that breastfeeding mom.

by Tipple whip November 11, 2018