Dutch Timebomb

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.

"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."

by Ali bongo January 18, 2010

Tokyo Timebomb

Clenching a fart for an extended amount of time before strategically bombing an entire room. Thee toxic gases produced in the aftermath may cause bystanders to gag and/or vomit.

"I set of a wicked Tokyo Timebomb in Social Studies yesterday."

"I tried to Tokyo Timebomb some bitch yesterday, but i ended up shitting my pants"

by Colonel Yusef Harodobi Mashu April 10, 2013

slavic timebomb

The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.

Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.

No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.

by Nola Seminole March 23, 2010

Tuscaloosa Timebomb

Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting

It wasn’t very much of a Tuscaloosa Timebomb because I shat after 10 minutes.

by Chefondvd September 4, 2019

italian timebomb

a beautiful italian girl that u see when she's young and then a couple years later when u see again she is big,unattractive,nasty!

bruno ran into mary last week and said she got fat ! Yeh, she must of been an( italian timebomb).

by mattylex July 12, 2005

Mexican Timebomb

When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.

Damn!! Did you see what happend to silvia?? she blew up like a mexican timebomb!

by westlm75 July 18, 2011

hotpocket timebomb

When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die

hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him

by obese dese nuts January 20, 2011