Roll Tide

A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.

In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.

Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?

Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"

by SleeperAgent April 13, 2015

Roll Tide

The evidently mandatory utterance upon teabagging unsuspecting incapacitated opposing fans.

"Go for it Billy Bob! Teabag him real good, Roll Tide!"

by clergyurge1 February 8, 2012

Roll Tide

A drunk moron that pulls his junk out and stupidly assaults a helpless drunk by tea bagging the passed out football fan with his diseased ball sack.

Look at that Roll Tide, he has no regard for others and apparently doesn't realize he has a small package. Poor idiot, his mom must have been a roll tide too because he apparently grew up with no class.

by NormaGenie February 10, 2012

Roll Tide

A slang word used to describe the STD gonorrhea. Usually applied to those who are from Alabama.

"Don't go near that girl she is roll tide."

by Srostitute May 10, 2009

roll tide

Something that Joe Scarborough says a lot on his tv show.

Next up I'll be reading your Emails! Roll Tide! Roll Tide! Roll Tide!

by moo moo im funny blah blah die of aids please September 16, 2003

roll tide

roll of toilet paper taped to a box of laundry detergent

you bammers do have the perfect duo there...toilet paper taped to a
Tide* box....you can wipe your ass and wash the streaks out of your
boxers when Auburn beats the "shit" out of you guys

by pughkat April 28, 2005

Roll Tide

A completely uneducated saying a toothless redneck would say even though Alabama has not been a national powerhouse in football since the Bear left.

Bama is number one. We will win a national championship. Bear Bryant is alive. Roll Tide!!

by Ben September 27, 2004