Thunderfest

A particularly loud, dangerous, or exciting thunderstorm with lots of rain, lightning, and thunder.

I didn't have track today because the rainy conditions of the thunderfest made it too unfit to run outside.

by Nickras Stafford May 21, 2011

Thunderbelly

An extremely obese individual who is also a keen sheep shagging enthusiast. Usually found in the shire of Tomatin, these hugely fat beings spend most of their days grazing on square bars and nature valley snacks. When there are not busy eating, they like to chase sheep until the late hours of the night - eventually leading to sex.

Have you seen where all the sheep have gone? Must have been the thunderbelly.....

by Stretchel November 21, 2010

Thunderhead Steamer

When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.

Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.

by why me? August 25, 2013

thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.

Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

thunderheist

The act of stealing ones thunder conveniently turned into a one word verb.

You just got thunderheisted, bitches.

by thunderheist October 26, 2006

Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss

"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017

Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

by JFleeg October 27, 2008