thundercuntasaurus rex

see also: thundercunt, cuntasaurus rex.

a cunt of the highest order

see your man over there?
yeah...
he's a fucking thundercuntasaurus rex

by jamrags89 January 17, 2011

thunderbolt

Colpo di fulmine. The thunderbolt, as Italians call it. When love strikes someone like lightning, so powerful and intense it can’t be denied. It’s beautiful and messy,
cracking a chest open and spilling their soul out for the world to see. It turns a person inside out, and there’s no going back from it. Once the thunderbolt hits, your life is
irrevocably changed.
it’s less about the bolt and more about “the heat of the lightning"

You can’t hide the thunderbolt. When it hits you, everybody can see it. Christ, man, don’t be ashamed of it, some men pray for the thunderbolt. You’re a lucky fellow.”Michael wasn’t too pleased about his emotions being so easily read. But this was the first time in his life such a thing had happened to him. It was nothing like his adolescent crushes, it was nothing like the lovehe’d had for Kay, a love based as much on her sweetness, her intelligence and the polarity of the fair and dark. This was an overwhelming desire for possession, this was an inerasible printing of the girl’s face on his brain and he knew she would haunthis memory every day of his life if he did not possess her. His life had become simplified, focused on one point, everything else was unworthy of even a moment’s attention. Fabrizzio said briskly, “I’ll go to the village, we’ll find out about her. Who knows, she may be more available than we think. There’s only one cure for the thunderbolt, eh, Calo?” - From the Novel The Godfather

by AniN9 October 23, 2014

Thundercuntasaurus

(n) a highly insensitive selfish troll-like creature that can't see past her own gut roll, she often marries men who can't stand up for themselves. When spotted, you can witness them start drama with any living being, friend or foe. Proceed with caution, can often be distracted by any Hostess product.

That thundercuntasaurus Kyla needs to shut her damn mouth.

by Crazypixie March 23, 2010

Thunderbuster

An incredibly intense thrust during intercourse. Known to leave the reciever incapacitated for quite some time.

After successive thunderbusters from last night, she wasn't able to walk to class in the morning.

by Ace_Go_Blue October 16, 2009

Thunderbungle

An unintelligent person.

Michael is a thunderbungle.

by CloudWN March 3, 2011

thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need

Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Larry: THUNDERCUNT!!!!
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core

by Steve M C June 11, 2006

Thunderbastard

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

by Kebabob January 23, 2020