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Thunderfuck 

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.
Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.
Thunderfuck by invisible157 July 5, 2009

Thunderfuck 

When a guy has sex with a girl but doesn't last long.
Girl one:"I had sex with Evan last night and he was such a thunderfuck."

Girl two: "Ew that sound horrible!"
Thunderfuck by Eg.284200 June 29, 2017

Thunderfuck 

When you're doing it from behind, you lean in real close to their ear, and yell "BOOM". Then proceed to flicker the lights, to imitate lighting.
We have to be close to the light switch, so I can THUNDERFUCK you into next Tuesday.
Thunderfuck by McPorter February 4, 2022

Alaskan thunderfuck 

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

Matanuska Thunderfuck 

An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.
Hey, I heard there was some Matanuska Thunderfuck in town!
Matanuska Thunderfuck by Morg October 8, 2005

alaskan thunderfuck 

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck
that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit