thunderpiss

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.

1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011

Thunderpudd

Legendary online persona of an avid video game enthusiast and online gaming journalist. He is also known for his immeasurable wit and charisma and generally being all around more awesome than everyone else. Remember kids it's not arrogant if it's true. In addition he has been a major advocate in the proliferation of inappropriate humor at his day job, a process that has been long and hard... TWSS

see also awesome sauce as alternate definition of Thunderpudd

by thunderpudd July 11, 2010

Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

Thunderspud

a short, fat, and quite odd looking penis.

Debra began to laugh hysterically when Joe confidently whipped out his Thunderspud.

by slurpie808 January 12, 2011

Thunderpants

A name given to an artical of clothing for people who fart very loud or have very bad gas.

"Stay away from Jim, he's wearing his thunderpants today."

"Thats what that retch is?!"

by bimmerjim May 13, 2005

thunderpump

A loud,vigorous,round of sexual intercourse.

I totally did her thunderpump style.

by CB Smith October 27, 2004

Legendary Thunderpizza

A Papa Johns XXXL topped with grilled chicken, bacon, pepperoni, mushrooms, extra three cheese blend, Parmesan, and Romano, and extra sauce.

It's fucking epic.

Consumption of a Legendary Thunderpizza while listening to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song is optional, but encouraged.

Reformed Vegetarian: I'm tired of salad. Let's order a Legendary Thunderpizza.

Guard: What's your last meal gonna be, you rapist scum?
Death Row Inmate: I want a Legendary Thunderpizza!

by jkey1021 July 15, 2010