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THOTTISCUS

Name used to refer to the most EXTREME of thots. Used to replace the thot's first name after the person being referred to as THOTTISCUS becomes SUCH A THOT that their name is cursed.
WRONG way to refer to an extreme thot

Jacob: *sighs* "Oh look, there's Olivia."

Tim: "DO NOT UTTER THAT THOT'S NAME YOU SENSELESS FOOL!!!"

*It is too late though and everyone in the room fucking dies*

RIGHT way to refer to an extreme thot

Jacob: "Oh look, there's THOTTISCUS."

*Everyone survives because THOTTISCUS was used instead of her first name"
by HoBoTheGr8 May 17, 2018
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Thotism

When you either:
A) breathe thots
B) Become a basic bitch. Some examples are, Starbucks, dog filter, instagram hoe etc.
C) Are a thot full time
Damn, boi, you see him grinding up next thots at the club. That's some thotism shit going on.
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THOTism

I don't fuck with her no mo she's been diagnosed with THOTism.

You always be worried about that hoe over there instead of worring about what you need to be doing.
by Roxstar1235 August 27, 2014
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thottish

The act or feeling of being a major ass thot
Man, Thotneeshia is super thottish today
by thot overlord January 4, 2015
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Thottisim

The practices,preachings, and or procedures of a Thot
Thottisim is the leading cause of single women
by Hazehasnochill May 4, 2016
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Thotulism

A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, i have come down with a case of thotulism, can i come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
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Thottimism

The act of being optimistic about the quality of your next sexual encounter, including but not limited to a future dick appointment with someone you’ve already had a disappointing experience with.
E.g. All the dick I’ve had recently is trash, but I’m still full of thottimism

E.g. ‘why are you seeing Tom again when the dick was no good?’

‘I’m feeling thottimistic’
by Microwavegrape December 10, 2018
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