Who's fucking this chicken?

Used when someone is trying to give you unsolicited instruction or advice, and just plain annoying you while you work.

Diego was trying to tell me how to get the sticker off the side of the truck, which I had done a million times before. After listening to him for 5 minutes I replied "who's fucking this chicken?"

by MLFL October 5, 2009

Too Drunk For This Chicken

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.

Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009

Who's Fuckin' this chicken?

a question usually asked by a person of a lower rank or status as a part of a collective group in reference to the task at hand.

"Sergeant, BCT tasked us to clear this village. I just wanna know. Who's Fuckin' this chicken?

by Fucker of Chickens November 23, 2010

This Chicken Is Peng

When you eat some good chicken, and you stand on the table and scream "THIS CHICKEN IS PENG"

"Man this chicken is PENG, I gotta text Dave about this..."

by Big thanos car September 20, 2018

marinade this chicken

means eat this pussy

Girl to Guy: "Marinade this chicken!"

by ddppbb October 5, 2016

fucking this chicken

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

slayin this chicken

The act of consuming large portions of cock in a crude yet effective manner.

“Hey Dad, why do you buy Mom so much expensive stuff?”

“Trust me son, if you saw the way she was slayin this chicken, you’d do the same.”

by salesmantha June 7, 2022