When you slap your girls ass cheecks with your meat popsicle and accidentally cum but somehow you manage to shoot your load into your hand so that your partner doesn't notice.
by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021
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He’s both really smart and really dumb at the same time.
He’s both really smart and really dumb at the same time.
“Have you seen that new guy?”
- “Yes! His name is Tijmen and I can’t wait to sleep with him and brag about it the next morning.”
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- “Yes! His name is Tijmen and I can’t wait to sleep with him and brag about it the next morning.”
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by LONOLOM November 2, 2019
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A cute boy, who’s a little shy but has a big heart. He is romantic but does not see if someone tries to flirt. He is handsome, kind and very smart.
Random person: Hey, can I explain 12a?
Tijmen: uhm, I can try, but i’m not really good at explaining a question.
Tijmen: uhm, I can try, but i’m not really good at explaining a question.
by Live.love.and.have.fun October 17, 2019
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by pikkenlikker December 4, 2018
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by pikkenlikker December 4, 2018
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by FatBoy02 September 3, 2017
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Thiemen’s are the best guys to go to if you have problems, but don’t do it to much. He’ll think of the most terrible pun when you’re finally finished.
Thiemen’s are the best guys to go to if you have problems, but don’t do it to much. He’ll think of the most terrible pun when you’re finally finished.
by Fry pansworth December 23, 2017
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