by Telephony May 07, 2016
When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010
Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.
When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.
2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
by ByRd November 30, 2007
by sexxxydragon February 13, 2011
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 04, 2009
by Tom March 05, 2004